better reception?

for the past few weeks now, every monday i've been attending a sunday school teacher workshop seminar with some other churches around the GTA. and what seems to be an occasional problem is someone's cell phone always going off (usually on max volume) in the middle of the seminar-portion of the night.

so, yesterday night, as i sat quietly and listened to the speaker, as expected, someone's cell phone went off... again. this time, to the tune of "pass the dutchie". and as usual, everyone turned their heads to see who that cell phone belonged to. when i turned my head, i could see that it was a lady sitting at the table next to me. but instead of turning it off, she bothered to answer it, quickly noticing that she couldn't get good reception where she was sitting, which then caused her to fling her cell phone in all directions; which of course, happened to draw more more attention to her. i turned away for a minute to look at my notes, but when i looked back to see where the lady was, she was no longer in her chair.

... i looked down onto the floor, and surprisingly saw two feet peeking out from under the table cloth. apparently she had found better under the table.

yeeesh. i don't get it :oP